Jail Time For Paris?

This weekend Paris was arrested for having almost a gram of cocaine in her purse.  This might end up in jail time for possession.  Paris denies the cocaine was hers, she says the purse she was carrying wasn’t even hers, it was her friends.  “This is so unfair it isn’t mine I don’t do that crap, I’m so upset.” This was a text her hair dresser said she texted him.  Officials say that she is telling contradictory stories.  First she said it wasn’t her purse, then she said she didn’t know it was in there, then she said she thought it was gum.  Since she said all of these things when she was  getting arrested, they can use these against her in court.  The purse she was carrying contained medication prescribed to Paris, $1,300, and other things like lip balm that belonged to her.. so everything in the purse belonged to her except the cocaine? That is not a plausible story. Paris has a DUI in California and two probation violations which wont be on her side when the court decides jail for her or not.

New Meaning to the Word Freedom for Lindsay

No surprise that while Lindsay Lohan is sitting on her couch watching the True Blood that she missed and eating carvel soft serve, her lawyer is at court, hearing Lindsay’s strict terms..that means she won’t follow them.

For the next three months Lindsay has to reside in California, she has to see a mental health professional several times a week.  She has to attend five AA meetings a week!  She also has to take random drug and alcohol tests at least twice a week, every week.  If she fails to any of these terms, her punishment is spending 30 nights in jails for every violation!

Tequilas and Juggalos

Everyone has at least heard of the hit show Tila Tequila, A Shot at Love. Even if you hated the show, you couldn’t keep your eyes off of it.  Tila was grabbing some lunch with her friend and doing some shopping to keep her mind off of everything.  As evidence of her Jaggalo(a name given to insane clown posse or any other psychopathic hip hop groups) abuse, Tila Tequila covers her face with bandages where the juggalos hit her with rocks and glass bottles. Her wounds were obviously unfortunate and all, but she was clearly warned of her unpopularity with the juggalos. She insisted on performing.

Jersey Shore Love

You either love her or you hate her, but for most, they can’t stay away from Jersey shore’s own snookie otherwise known as Nicole Polizzi.

She was spotted kissing Jeff Miranda, a Iraq war veteran.  They were seen kissing by the shore, their home away from home, Seaside Heights.  Jeff has even confirmed the relationship on Facebook and says ” People no more Snookie (sic) talk.”

“Her name is Nicole Polizzi  by the way. All I’m saying is we have a great time together. She is an amazing girl and couldn’t ask for any more. I am not making further any comments about Nicole and myself. When the time is right you will be updated.”

According to the show, this is what Snookie is looking for, but everyone knows how crazy and wild Snookie is, so who knows how long this will last.

Teen Mom finally talks about it..

Teen mom has a love/hate relationship with most people.  You love to watch the drama unfold in their lives but it blows your mind when you think it could happen to you.  I’m sure it has given a scare to some parents, thinking it could happen to their child.  You either love the drama or you think it is ridiculous to put your life on T.V. like that.

For those who love the show, you all know Farrah. The beautiful 19 year old mom who can’t along with her family.  Farrah tells Us Weekly about the crash that took Derek Underwood’s life in 2009. Farrah says, ” It’s getting easier.  It’s hard to deal with the fact that Sophia never got to meet her dad… but now that I’ve come out on the show about it, I’m really happy I did.” She says Derek would have been a great father.  Farrah made Sophia a scrap book, just doesn’t know when to show it to her.

If you watch the show, you know that Farrah’s mom was charged with domestic assault after she hit Farrah in the face, pleading guilty.  Farrah says her relationship with her family has gotten better but it is a “work in progress”

Sarh Rue looks awesome after losing 50 pounds

I was shocked to see how good Sarah Rue looked after losing 50 pounds and obviously people.com were shocked too. People.com tells us that If you see Sara Rue on the street, chances are she’ll be smiling. That’s because the actress has lost 50 pounds since signing on as a spokesperson for Jenny Craig last December. “I have such a better relationship with food than I’ve ever had in my life,” Rue, 31, told PEOPLE. “I’ve learned how to control portions, I’ve learned how to eat healthfully.” Best of all, she is enjoying exercise for the first time in her life. Rue, who used to just walk the dogs around the block, now regularly logs 45-60 minutes of cardio 5-6 days a week on the treadmill and is in training for her first half marathon. But her eight-month journey was not without its fair share of obstacles. “I spent the first few months of this program wearing my pedometer and getting in my 10,000 steps every day,” Rue says. “When I started running I would run for one minute and walk for ten.

 Now I can run for two-and-a-half hours straight. That’s insane! I never would have thought six months ago that I would be able to run that much.” Nor did she think she’d be enjoying another activity—shopping. “Barely squeezing into a size 14 when she embarked upon her weight loss journey, the 5’8” Rue is now a lean “size 6.” Busy planning a Spring 2011 wedding with her fiancé, teacher Kevin Price, Rue recently popped into Vera Wang in Beverly Hills to check out a 70 percent off sale. “I wandered to the back of the store where all the bride gowns were. The woman zipped it up and she had to clamp it in the back because it was too big,” Rue says, laughing. “It was just a great feeling.”

Tony Hawk suing for royalties

Tony Hawk got caught up … In a scam that is TMZ.com tells us that Tony Hawk is suing over one of the coolest products he ever put his name on — a digital helmet cam — claiming the people behind the device are total frauds.

Hawk — the greatest skateboarder of all time — filed a lawsuit today in L.A. County Superior Court claiming Prime Entertainment owes him more than $100k in royalties for “The Tony Hawk Branded Digital Helmet Camcorder.”

In the suit, Hawk alleges when he signed the deal in 2005, Prime Entertainment “had no intention” of actually paying the guy what they promised. Instead, Hawk states he only received $35k of the $150k he was owed.

Now, Tony is suing for the remained $115k — plus punitive damages — citing breach of contract and fraud.

Do you want a body like Jennifer Aniston’s ?

people.com tells us that Those seeking a body like Jennifer Aniston’s should perhaps take a nutrition lesson from Courteney Cox. The Cougar Town star says that for an entire decade she took meal cues from her Friends bestie.

“Jennifer and Lisa [Kudrow] and I ate lunch together every single day for 10 years,” Cox, 45, tells the Los Angeles Times. “We always had the same thing – a Cobb salad. But it wasn’t really a Cobb salad. It was a Cobb salad that Jennifer doctored up with turkey bacon and garbanzo beans and I don’t know what. She has a way with food, which really helps.”  I guess that none of the girls will ever need plus size swimwear.

On the subject of Friends, any chance of the ’90s TV hit moving to the big screen in the manner of Sex and the City?

“I wish we could do that with Friends,” Cox says. “I don’t think it’s going to happen … But we’ve daydreamed about it.”

She adds, “The thing is, the characters from Sex and the City hopped all over Manhattan. On Friends, we were always stuck in the apartment and that coffeehouse.”

Celine isnt bothered by morning sickness

people.com tells us that After everything Céline Dion went through trying to get pregnant again, a little morning sickness is nothing. In fact, it’s great.

“The first two months I really felt the classical symptoms. The morning sickness, hot flashes, nausea,” the singer, 42, tells the French magazine Paris Match in a new interview. “In a certain way, that reassured me, like a sign that my pregnancy was progressing. Now, everything is falling into place. I have a little belly. I’ve gained [10 lbs.].”

Dion confirms she’s expecting twins in November, and says this sixth attempt at in-vitro fertilization was going to be her last if it hadn’t worked. “We believed in trying one more time,” she says. “If [the doctor] had told me that my body was too tired, I would have given up.”

Instead, she’s looking forward to two new babies – she’ll learn their gender in another week – who will join big brother René-Charles, 9. It’s been a while since they were new parents, but Dion and her husband and manager René Angélil plan on replicating the routines they had with their first child.

“We’ll do the same thing we did with René-Charles, who stayed with us in our bedroom for the first year,” says Dion. “We’ll keep them near us, too, because we have a big bed.”

The couple haven’t picked out names yet but are making plenty of other plans. They won’t use any nannies – “Too many people in the house disorient children,” Dion says – but will call on Dion’s sister Linda and her husband Alain for help. “My only task is to make my children happy,” Dion says. “And too bad if the house sometimes becomes a mess.”

One question: whether René-Charles might feel a bit jealous after enjoying all the attention as an only child for so long. But Dion is prepared for that, too. “We’re sensitive enough to not be blinded by the marvel of the newborns,” she says. “We have a deep relationship of nine and a half years with René-Charles, and I’ll be able to see when he needs me.”

Kate Gosselin’s new look

Entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com says that it’s not that we didn’t want to like Kate Gosselin’s new look on the cover of People magazine, where she triumphantly declares “I’m starting over.” But as human beings with functioning eyeballs, we simply couldn’t get past the terrible look of her new long hair weave, complete with highlights and short layers.

And while we never thought this was possible, it appears her new hair is, shockingly, worse than the porcupine cut for which she has become famous. Not only does it look horribly fake, but Gosselin still seems to have the same short cut as always, only this time she has one massive hair-piece attached to the back of it.

“It’s good to have hair again,” Kate tells People. “I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life.” Later, she refers to herself as the new “Kate Clean Slate.”