New Meaning to the Word Freedom for Lindsay

No surprise that while Lindsay Lohan is sitting on her couch watching the True Blood that she missed and eating carvel soft serve, her lawyer is at court, hearing Lindsay’s strict terms..that means she won’t follow them.

For the next three months Lindsay has to reside in California, she has to see a mental health professional several times a week.  She has to attend five AA meetings a week!  She also has to take random drug and alcohol tests at least twice a week, every week.  If she fails to any of these terms, her punishment is spending 30 nights in jails for every violation!

Tequilas and Juggalos

Everyone has at least heard of the hit show Tila Tequila, A Shot at Love. Even if you hated the show, you couldn’t keep your eyes off of it.  Tila was grabbing some lunch with her friend and doing some shopping to keep her mind off of everything.  As evidence of her Jaggalo(a name given to insane clown posse or any other psychopathic hip hop groups) abuse, Tila Tequila covers her face with bandages where the juggalos hit her with rocks and glass bottles. Her wounds were obviously unfortunate and all, but she was clearly warned of her unpopularity with the juggalos. She insisted on performing.

A Pregnant Angel

Everyone’s favorite model, Miranda Kerr, a 27-year old Victoria’s Secret Angel has confirmed she is pregnant of four months to Spanish version of Vogue.  Miranda says it was so hard to keep the good news to her herself.  She didn’t want to let the news out too soon, but it was hard because of the horrible sickness she felt at a job.

She is excited and says, ” I think having children and pregnancy is apart of life. I look at models like Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, and Alessandra Ambrosio have done it, and made it apart of their lives.”

She and Orlando Bloom secretly had a wedding ceremony this July. Was the wedding because of the baby? Is the baby even his?

Hopefully This Means No More Plastic Surgery!

Dr. Frank Ryan became famous for his..um..amazing.. work on Heidi Montag from the MTV’s The Hills.  Unless she is willing to switch doctors for more plastic surgery, Heidi is out of luck for more plastics.  Her surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan was recently killed in a car accident on Wednesday, August 18th. It was discovered that he was driving up to his Malibu house and in the middle of a text when his car drove off of the road.

His ex-girlfriend says they were broken up but were still in close contact.  She says it was the only serious relationship she has ever been in, and he was the love of her life.  It was hard for them to stay away from each other.

Jersey Shore Love

You either love her or you hate her, but for most, they can’t stay away from Jersey shore’s own snookie otherwise known as Nicole Polizzi.

She was spotted kissing Jeff Miranda, a Iraq war veteran.  They were seen kissing by the shore, their home away from home, Seaside Heights.  Jeff has even confirmed the relationship on Facebook and says ” People no more Snookie (sic) talk.”

“Her name is Nicole Polizzi  by the way. All I’m saying is we have a great time together. She is an amazing girl and couldn’t ask for any more. I am not making further any comments about Nicole and myself. When the time is right you will be updated.”

According to the show, this is what Snookie is looking for, but everyone knows how crazy and wild Snookie is, so who knows how long this will last.

Teen Mom finally talks about it..

Teen mom has a love/hate relationship with most people.  You love to watch the drama unfold in their lives but it blows your mind when you think it could happen to you.  I’m sure it has given a scare to some parents, thinking it could happen to their child.  You either love the drama or you think it is ridiculous to put your life on T.V. like that.

For those who love the show, you all know Farrah. The beautiful 19 year old mom who can’t along with her family.  Farrah tells Us Weekly about the crash that took Derek Underwood’s life in 2009. Farrah says, ” It’s getting easier.  It’s hard to deal with the fact that Sophia never got to meet her dad… but now that I’ve come out on the show about it, I’m really happy I did.” She says Derek would have been a great father.  Farrah made Sophia a scrap book, just doesn’t know when to show it to her.

If you watch the show, you know that Farrah’s mom was charged with domestic assault after she hit Farrah in the face, pleading guilty.  Farrah says her relationship with her family has gotten better but it is a “work in progress”

Happy family again.. Jamie, Casey and the baby?

Zoe 101 was a hit show on Nickelodeon until it stopped making new episodes, or that is when Jamie found out she was pregnant.  Unlike most starts including her sister, her pregnancy was pretty private until now.  Jamie has stayed off of celebrity news sites since giving birth to her baby Maddie Briann.  The brief thing Jamie and James Watson last year didn’t affect what her and Casey Alridge have going again.  They have  been almost inseparable this summer.  Good thing Jamie and Casey reunited because it looks like things are going good.

The other day the Jamie and Casey were seen outside of the Lady Gaga concert with the baby. Just the day before, Jamie and Casey took the little one to Universal Studios to enjoy the nice weather.  Even though the two parents are young it’s good they are working things out and being there for the baby.

Another new Kardashian anytime soon?

Khloe, Kim and the rest of the Kardashian family have been trying to tell Kourtney that she is way to good for Scott, but Kourtney just hasn’t seen this.  Scott stays out till crazy hours of the night “working” at the club M.I.A., when he clearly is partying and drinking his nights away.  Even girls at Dash see him out at other clubs and bars taking shots.  He always makes Kourtney cancel her plans and meetings for Scott’s “meetings.”  Kourtney says she doesn’t mind and thinks everyone should stop focusing on everything he does.  Her family is just trying to open Kourtney’s eyes to what is really going on.  Finally after repeated nights of showing up at 6 A.M. and sleeping all day just to go out and do the same thing, Kourtney is starting to put her foot down.  Mason deserves a father who will be there in his life.

Reporters ask Khloe if she is ever going to have a baby soon.  Seeing how she loves to take care of Mason, why wouldn’t she have one of her own? Khloe says she doesn’t want to force it and let nature take its course.. If you aren’t birth control, things should happen.  This is weird because Lamar already has two kids of his own with his ex-wife Lisa Morales.  Are they really trying or is something else going on?

Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane are Dunzo … again

I thought this time Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane would make it,but I was wrong. People.com tells us that Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane are breaking up – again.

Despite working through a separation last year, the Medium actress and Hung actor have decided to get a divorce, his rep told  PEOPLE.

“The split is completely amicable and their prime focus is their daughter,” says the rep. “They ask that their privacy be respected at this time.”

The actress first filed for divorce from Jane in January 2009, but the two reconciled later that year.

Arquette, 42, and Jane, 41, met through friends in 2001 and were married in Italy in May 2006. Their only child together, a daughter named Harlow Olivia Calliope, was born in February 2003.

Deryck Whibley still recovering so bandmates cancel tour

I am still in shock hearing about this. People.com tells us that Deryck Whibley, still recovering from injuries after being attacked in Japan, and his bandmates have decided to cancel their spot on the Vans Warped Tour this week so he can fully recover.

“Knowing that they are unable to deliver their signature high energy show, Sum 41 made the tough decision that a break is needed while Deryck begins rehabilitation for the slipped disc,” the group said in a statement Wednesday.

The rocker’s condition has not improved but he “is expected to make a full recovery with the necessary treatment and rest,” says the band.

According to reports, three men attacked Whibley in a bar last week in Japan, where Sum 41 had been playing the Summer Sonic rock festival. The incident aggravated a previous disc injury from 2007.

“[We] are very disappointed that we have to pull off the tour. [But] we know that it would be more frustrating for the fans if we can’t give it our all,” says drummer Steve Jocz. “Deryck is doing everything he can to get himself better and we’re there for him.”

The band hopes to be back on the road again in Europe at the end of August.